Thursday, June 01, 2006
1. Men ARE not mind readers
2. Crying is blackmail
3. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
4. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
almost every question
5. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days
6. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us
7. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one
8. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials
9. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that
10. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle
11. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear
12. You have enough clothes
13. You have too many shoes
14. Enough is enough.. let us be when we ask to be alone
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the origin.Thursday, June 01, 2006
